Hello everyone! Once again, here’s FML’s weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

For the people who’ve never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren’t very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or “flippity boops” as I like to call them. That’s what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

mc F M L

Today, I only have 69 cents…. not enough money 4 chicken nuggets T_T. FML

PELVIS BOY

Today, In School My Teacher Saw Me On My Phone And Said Why Do You Like To Look At Your Pelvis So Much The Whole Class Laughed. FML

wut

Came to concert drive 900 miles and told not to ruin it and I didn’t do anything Supposedly yelled, but haven’t been spoken to since the beginning and no one cares what I’m up to fml I’m ready

the website is called FML not minorinconveniences.com

ISo I told my friend to call me at 7:00 and so she said “Sorry, I probably won’t be able to.” I thought she wasn’t going to call because of what she said and when she DID call I was in the bathroom. FML

bossy bossy

Today, Get to a bar… generally a fun time. My wife is so bossy and controlling- she’s a major buzzkill even before the drink8ng has started….. FML

too much tongue bro

I kissed a girl like two weeks ago. now she tells people she washed her mouth after that. FML

maybe try a bed

when you’re having some sex time with your significant other in your car and cops come to tell you that there are cameras, and that they got a call of a “suspicious” car. I barely was able to put my pants back on before the cop came to my window. never going to that spot again. FML

so u say

in the morning being drunk, I lost my anal virginity. I’m a straight guy

That’s it for now. We’ll be back next week for some more weirdness because there’s plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don’t bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won’t work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!